The Battle with War Hamster

Having recently worked my way through many of the classic American films of the 1980s, I'm hoping to be able to use and understand more pop cultural references. Please let me know if I'm doing it wrong.

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." We have encountered several extra-planetary or extra-dimensional foes recently, some with exceptionally advanced technology. We were still able to do our job, but it's getting more and more difficult to know who we're really fighting and what we'll need to do to win. We can't very well incarcerate an entire dimension, so we may need to figure out how to get them back where they came from and keep them there. We're also going to have to find out who upgraded War Hog into War Master (or War Hamster, as I decided to call him). He had significant increases in power and weaponry, and that's the sort of thing we want to nip in the bud.

We're really trying to manage the influx of enemies into the Lakeport area, there just seem to be so many people attacking different targets for different reasons. We need to start capturing and containing some of these threats so we don't have to worry about them coming back to attack us again and again. We will prevail, of course, it will just be a difficult path to walk.

The Ultimate Prequel

Well, we've learned something very interesting. Lady Sinister, who I mentioned in my last entry, has returned, but in a much younger form. She appears to be stuck in our world or dimension or time, and looking to get back to her own. She was the leader of the group of pirates who were raiding our fair city this past week, and it seems that their technology is significantly advanced beyond our own. Thankfully, the New Guard were able to fend off the more advanced ships and arrest a large number of the men who were aboard them. Hopefully, through interviews and reading what we can gather from the ship we captured, we can get some more information on who these people are, where they come from and what exactly they're after.

In other news...really there is no other news. Fighting some inter-dimensional pirates took up a pretty fair amount of our time. In any case, thank you for reading!